I just got a robocall from “Canadian Border Services” claiming that somebody sent me a package with illegal items in it and they’re holding it at the border and I had to press one to speak to a Canadian Border Services agent IMMEDIATELY and uh-oh I didn’t so I guess now they’re coming for me.
I can’t believe one of you set me up like that!!!
If I told you once, I told you a million times: it’s illegal to import into Canada those joke birthday candles that relight whenever you blow them out or lawn darts or balloon-blowing kits.
….Also used mattresses or beehives, sneezing powder, and baby walkers…how am I supposed to figure out whodunit, could have been any of yez!!
I’m sure the CBPS will be here any minute, so better confess now before they haul me away, ya jerk.
4 replies on “Who Sent The Candles???”
Baby Jesus had a baby walker.
Remember, he was a child savant and a carpenter. He made that.
I would have thought the Baby Jesus could walk right out of the manger. What a slacker savior.
Naah, look at all that Byzantine and Renaissance art. He insisted on being carried everywhere.