Dare Ultimate Maple Creme Cookies
After investigation, I’m gonna say: not the ultimate maple creme cookies, despite the provocative brand name and hyperbolic descriptor.
They were, however, pretty good, and had real maple that presented right up front, so we et them apace. Points were deducted for the cheaty inclusion of a fair amount of salt along with all the sugar so the consumer, as Depeche Mode sang long ago, just can’t get enough.
Dare also cheated by putting the product in one big cookie rack inside the box instead of smaller airtight packets, so once they’re open the race is on to ingest them before they get soft.
Summary
Mapleosity: Medium-high
Eatability: good, though rate of consumption artificially increased by added salt and coercive packaging; we resent that.
Would eat again? Yeah, if they were on a tray at a game night or something. Otherwise, would not seek them out for repurchase unless having a game night.