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Experiences Only in Montréal Only in Quebec

Here It Comes: La Canicule

Canicule = “heat wave” to you and me. Also vague de chaleur. Either way–much, much hot.

Temps are going to be “dangerously high” this week in Montreal and Ontario: 30C-35C, with humidex values of up to 45.… [Read More]

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Experiences French History, Culture, and Politics Only in Montréal

Driving, Not Laughing

A subtle cultural layer you discover in a new city is the locally-sourced humor, i.e. the local problems that are joked about by the people who live there. Per my post yesterday about the Grand Prix, Dan Ramos Comedy posted the above graphic on Reddit with the headline, “I Fixed the F1 Poster.”… [Read More]

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Experiences Only in Montréal

♫ You Port 1,320 Tons, and What Do You Get?♫

♫Another F1 race day, and it’s gonna be wet…♫

The Grand Prix du Canada is back in Montréal this weekend, with all its economic boom and ecological doom. It’s estimated that 1.2 million kilos of equipment get hauled into town for this event (that’s 1,320 tons to you and me) and then it all gets shuffled off to Madrid for the next race on June 23.… [Read More]

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Experiences French Only in Montréal Only in Quebec

The Frigo of Doom

We haven’t gone on about it too much here on the blog, but when we moved into this furnished apartment it was a *disaster.* Filthy from the drawers to the floors, broken appliances, an unmade bed with a pile of crumbs on the chair next to it….just… [Read More]

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Experiences History, Culture, and Politics Only in Quebec

Patriot’s Day Weekend

(aka ‘Victoria Day” in the R.O.C.)

(R.O.C. = Rest of Canada, whose federal holidays Québec likes to rename and rebrand as Québec-centric celebrations.)

Victoria Day, which celebrates the birthday of Queen Vicky, isn’t so popular here in Québec due to the many years of oppression of the Québec French by the English ruling class.… [Read More]

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Only in Montréal

Just Don’t!

Because our travel day to Montréal is long and tiring, and because checking in to a new rental requires a lot of attention and energy, we stay in a hotel the night we land in MTL to rest, and then move into our rental the next day.… [Read More]

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Food

The Maple Report Returns!

Maple Butter and Taffy Cones by L’Erable au Fils du Temps

These looked intriguing, not only because I presume anything in an ice-cream cone is likely to be good, but because they are being marketed as a collation énergétique (“power snack”).… [Read More]

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Experiences Musings and Observations

Do You Remember “Sexy Elevator”?

Sure you do, from our 2022 rental building:

That voice! Sexy Elevator!

Now, in 2024, we have Banshee Bathroom Fan:

Banshee Bathroom Fan, or “Boggart of the Bog”

The shrieking usually goes away after a couple minutes, but: le sigh.[Read More]

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Food Only in Montréal

Why Did The Chicken Car Cross The Road?

To get to the parking spot on the other side!

This is a delivery vehicle for St. Hubert, a massive restaurant chain and frozen/ready-to-eat food enterprise here in Québec (not unlike Marie Callender’s in the States, with less emphasis on dessert pies).… [Read More]

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Experiences Only in Montréal Places

We’re Being Gaslamped

Montréal plays a lot of different cities in film/TV

What the hecque?? We get on the plane to Québec and land in San Diego’s Historic Gaslamp Quarter???

The Gay Gaslamp Village Quarter??
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