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Donkey Backs

I read the news in French every morning to build my vocabulary and keep apprised of local goings-on.

As a result of this article (it’s in French only, sorry) about a cyclist who was injured after sliding on a newly-painted pedestrian crossing, today I learned the term dos d’ânes, or “donkey backs.”… [Read More]

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Here It Comes: La Canicule

Canicule = “heat wave” to you and me. Also vague de chaleur. Either way–much, much hot.

Temps are going to be “dangerously high” this week in Montreal and Ontario: 30C-35C, with humidex values of up to 45.… [Read More]

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Driving, Not Laughing

A subtle cultural layer you discover in a new city is the locally-sourced humor, i.e. the local problems that are joked about by the people who live there. Per my post yesterday about the Grand Prix, Dan Ramos Comedy posted the above graphic on Reddit with the headline, “I Fixed the F1 Poster.”… [Read More]

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♫ You Port 1,320 Tons, and What Do You Get?♫

♫Another F1 race day, and it’s gonna be wet…♫

The Grand Prix du Canada is back in Montréal this weekend, with all its economic boom and ecological doom. It’s estimated that 1.2 million kilos of equipment get hauled into town for this event (that’s 1,320 tons to you and me) and then it all gets shuffled off to Madrid for the next race on June 23.… [Read More]

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Experiences French Only in Montréal Only in Quebec

The Frigo of Doom

We haven’t gone on about it too much here on the blog, but when we moved into this furnished apartment it was a *disaster.* Filthy from the drawers to the floors, broken appliances, an unmade bed with a pile of crumbs on the chair next to it….just… [Read More]

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Experiences History, Culture, and Politics Only in Quebec

Patriot’s Day Weekend

(aka ‘Victoria Day” in the R.O.C.)

(R.O.C. = Rest of Canada, whose federal holidays Québec likes to rename and rebrand as Québec-centric celebrations.)

Victoria Day, which celebrates the birthday of Queen Vicky, isn’t so popular here in Québec due to the many years of oppression of the Québec French by the English ruling class.… [Read More]

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Do You Remember “Sexy Elevator”?

Sure you do, from our 2022 rental building:

That voice! Sexy Elevator!

Now, in 2024, we have Banshee Bathroom Fan:

Banshee Bathroom Fan, or “Boggart of the Bog”

The shrieking usually goes away after a couple minutes, but: le sigh.[Read More]

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Experiences Only in Montréal Places

We’re Being Gaslamped

Montréal plays a lot of different cities in film/TV

What the hecque?? We get on the plane to Québec and land in San Diego’s Historic Gaslamp Quarter???

The Gay Gaslamp Village Quarter??
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The Apartment

This year, finding a furnished apartment was much more difficult than past years. Whether it’s the “end of the pandemic” or the housing crisis or some other reason, it was not easy to find a furnished apartment that would be willing to give us a 5-month lease.… [Read More]

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Experiences Only in Montréal

2024: The New Adventures of SuperSylvain and MegaManon!!!

We have arrived in Montreal and are at a hotel, we’ll check into our Airbnb tomorrow and hope for the best. You’ll hear about how it all goes soon!